There once was a movie. With a non crazy Mel Gibson … and he could hear what every women was thinking. Have you ever wondered vice versa what it would have been?
What he really means when he says….
– I’m ready to settle down —> in your bed.
– I would never lie to you —>at least to your face.
-I really like you —> sometimes, when I want to.
– you’re the only girl I’m talking to —> in this moment.
– I’ve never felt this way —> today.
– I see a future with you —> if the future was waking up in bed tomorrow
-of course my friends know I’m seeing you –> and Margaret, Becky and Carol.
-my mom raised me to respect women –> doesn’t mean I listened
-no my ex didn’t sleep over –> cause I drove her home
-you’re the one –> of an idiot, for believing me.
-I never do drugs—> on a day ending in y
-babe, I love your mom and best friend—> if they’d die.
-you’re so cute when you sleep —> alone
Almost 3 years in the dating world and I think Tay & I have learned a new language.
Hope you enjoy & have a good laugh. 😘